AUSTRALIA / NEW ZEALAND JOURNAL 2019 #3

29 September 2019

Rushcutters Bay

Sydney

Could this be the first sighting of a Skids T shirt down under.

That is all.

AUSTRALIA / NEW ZEALAND JOURNAL 2019 #2

25 September 2019

Perth

This teetotal malarkey is playing havoc with my bladder.
Pissing like a racehorse

That is all.

AUSTRALIA / NEW ZEALAND JOURNAL 2019 #1

24 September 2019
Fremantle

Great start to the tour, real party atmosphere, was shocked to see the ‘Beware, Michael Jackson crossing’ signs out side venue though.
That is all.

EUROPEAN JOURNAL 2019 #11

23 Mar 19. Hoofddorp

Roses are red
Tulips are too
My clogs are so big
This poem doesn’t rhyme

That is all.

EUROPEAN JOURNAL 2019 #10

Germany & Holland 2019

Let me introduce you to the supporting artistes, Blackbird and Crow whose new album ‘Jesus wants me for a Sunbeam Talbot’ is on sale at the swag stand.

As you can see the record contains explicit swear words and on the reverse side there is a warning that says ‘May contain nuts’

Tracklisting

You can keep your hat on
Baby it’s cold outside
Take it in your hand Mrs Murphy
Ring my bell
Shave me
Down under
Me and you and a dug named Fido
You shook me all night long

That is all.

EUROPEAN JOURNAL 2019 #9

22 Mar 19. Berlin

Freddy Mercury once said ‘Get on your bike and ride’ .

Well that’s exactly what I did this fine morning and now I feel EPIC.

Actually, I don’t, I need to lie down.

That is all.

EUROPEAN JOURNAL 2019 #8

21 Mar 19. Worpswede

Not Alsatian again!

That is all

EUROPEAN JOURNAL 2019 #7

20 Mar 19. Hengelo

Going stir crazy in Das Bus.

Wee Gemmill puts the boot in.

That is all..

EUROPEAN JOURNAL 2019 #6

19 Mar 19. Wurzburg – Fuel Stop

Tour bus was mobbed by a rabid fan looking for autograph and selfie. She was convinced Simon was Rod Stewart. The Faces in the back got ignored as usual.

That is all.

EUROPEAN JOURNAL 2019 #5

18 Mar 19. Munich

Interior of our deluxe Mercedes tour bus.

5 a side pitch optional.

That is all.