AUSTRALIA / NEW ZEALAND JOURNAL 2018 #3

Australia Day 3, Adelaide 10/03/18

Happy birthday to me! Well, that’s me 102 years old and I still have an ass that can crack nuts. Just stick a leaf of lettuce and a walnut between my cheeks and hey, presto! The best Waldorf salad this side of the Poconos.

As you can see, the guys have bought me a metal roadie since Rory isn’t around. He is called Rodney and is worse than useless. String changes, forget it. Just look at those digits.

Come back, Rory. We need you.

That is all.