Date: Unknown.
Location: In North America, possibly in a state.

The Dean and I.

Hum drum days and a hum drum ways. Hey kids. Let me tell you how I met your mom. So sung Kevin and Lawrence along with their 10 cubic centimetres of pure pop genius back in ’73. Well, boys. Never mind that. While you lot were loading up your rubber bullets and smooching in the dark with the Dean’s daughter, I was out there in Alcholand hanging out with the man himself. That’s right, James Dean. (Check out my picture if you don’t believe me) Although the conversation was a little flat, he told me he was most appreciative to be immortalized in their song.

He also had a soft spot for David Essex.

I better go, Ethel Merman just showed up.

That is all.