Journal 50


Brisbane, 14/03/18

Well thatโ€™s the deposit put down on the new residence. Just as Michael Jackson had Neverland, we have Watson Towers, a place where Australian and Scottish people can mix freely without ridicule. We will be introducing highland style games where kangaroos slug it out with wee ned b*stards. Pop-up shops selling delicacies from the bush and freshly caught haggis from the borders and, my personal favourite, Australian rules snooker. All of the above usually end up in a fight, so itโ€™s winner winner chicken dinner all round.

Brisbane you rocked like there was no tomorrow.

That is all.